$165 b/w (oac)
Where can you even smoke anymore?
Smoking parlors were once cozy, ornamental rooms where people partook of the pipe, without fear of offending others with smells of smoke or fun.
What’s left of these opulent salons?
Three goldfish bowls for the entire country. No comfort; just a cold plexiglass zoo exhibit where nonsmokers gawk like you’re a reptile. (Don’t tap on the glass; it annoys them.)
Smokers know they can’t indulge indoors. But when outside’s foul, it’d sure be nice to light up without getting weather-tossed like a greenhorn riding out their first storm above deck on a crab boat.
You and your old school crew need a new school smokey hideaway. A man cave. A she shed.
Well check’er out boys, ‘cause here she be.
Going outside for a smoke is now optional.
The 2015 Keystone Cougar has everything to satisfy cigar smokers, weed tokers, dart rippers, and hookah puffers.
This 35ft smoked-ham-on-wheels has been pre-cured, so she’s reserved for smokers only. (You a non-smoker? Go somewhere else and do that.)
For the cigar smokers:
Introducing, The Humidor.
For those who prefer classy tobacky. Plenty of space for storing your leather-bound books, because you’re very important, and your apartment smells of rich mahogany (thanks to the discreet air fresheners, but they don’t need to know that.) Host fireside chats in your very own cocktail chairs.
After letting the bottle circulate freely, regale your fellow gentlemen with a fiery jazz flute performance.
For the weed tokers :
Introducing, Half Baked.
With a fridge designed to fit every type of munchie for post-sesh snacks, and a full kitchen to craft master edibles.
Host movie nights with a flatscreen mount, foldout sofa, dual swivel chairs, and lots of space for lava lamps and pillows galore. With a queen bed, u dinette and sofabed, this sleeps at least six, so no one has to go home high.
For the dart rippers:
Introducing, Smoke On The Water.
With a four-season winter package, you can roll this joint from the mountains to the sea. She’s ready to go out ‘n’ get’er, so all you gotta say is, “Smokes, let’s go.”
Or, park it out back. You and your buds can do poker night without having to “keep it down.” When it’s nice out, chill under the 18ft awning and grill some smokehouse burgers right out front of your smokehouse. Remember to use fresh ground chuck and don’t overwork your meat. (Ain’t that right, Rick?)
For the hookah puffers:
Introducing, The Holy Smoke.
Throw up the arabesque wallpaper and you have yourself a sublimely ambient shisha cafe. The huge slide out lets you host opulent retreats featuring your prized 8-hose octo-hookah, with floor space to spare. Float smoke rings all the way to the 7-foot ceiling, watch them diffuse among Moroccan lanterns and exotic textiles. Belly-dancers not included.
Ducted AC and thermal pane windows promote year-round peaceful temperatures.
The extra-large powder room includes a full shower and porcelain throne, where your guests can perform their ablutions without feeling cramped.
This party palace is your ultimate smokery. All she’s missing is you, your crew and your Zippo.
Come on down and light her up.
We’re not blowin’ smoke, but you could be.
2015 Cougar 30 RKSWE
It’s been smoked in
The other stuff: power awning, outside barbeque hook-up, exterior speakers, outside shower, aluminum wheels, spare tire and large pass-thru front storage compartment.
It’s only 6620 lbs dry – so yes, you can tow it
Just $165 b/w (oac)
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NOTE: Trailer as Shown. Selling Price is $33,898 & Includes the Small Stuff + tax! Bi-weekly payment is based on 7.64% (OAC) with $1500 down and includes tax. Down Payment & Interest Rate may vary based on personal credit history. Payment shown is based on a 60-month term, 144-month amortization at 7.64% apr. Total cost of borrowing over the term is $10,913.62 - But don’t let that Scare You - most No Bull clients pay off their RVs early which results in further savings on interest as all loans are open ended with no fees or penalties for early payout – Ask us for details!
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