Calling all Empty Nesters.
Are your kids “free range” now?
Have they finally stepped out to face the world on their own? (But come back sometimes, like a nightmare boomerang, with bags full of dirty laundry and appetites to rival a small army?)
Empty nest wisecracks from your friends getting old?
When in reality you’ve been waiting 18 to 24 to 30 years for this moment? (Some get the hint earlier than others.)
Are you ready to enjoy the sweet, sweet silence? The free time? Do you want to keep it that way?
Then hit the road in a 2016 Sierra... Because the kids can’t move back home if they can’t find it.
Of course you love your kids. But they’re doing their own thing now. Time to do your own thing as well.
People who say money can’t buy happiness have obviously never bought a 5th wheel. This rolling grownup mansion has a full kitchen and fridge large enough to stock all the good stuff you were hesitant to buy because you knew that *someone* would consume it before you got the chance. Craft beer, gourmet snacks, prime cuts of meat, and - best of all - leftovers. Hallelujah, your leftovers are finally safe.
Take naps on your king-sized bed. Or the foldout sofa. Or in one of the dual recliners. Because this is your kingdom, and you can sleep wherever and whenever you damn well please.
Thanks to four slideouts, there’s so much room inside the Sierra that you could host an empty nest party right before you bon-voyage your way out of town.
With a flatscreen, sound system, and fireplace, the entertainment system belongs to you and you alone. Who decides what to watch? You do. Who chooses the music? All you, baby. And best of all, who controls the volume?? That’s right, you.
Don’t forget to reassure the kids that you are - somehow - coping with their absence by tagging them in your Instagram posts of mountain sunsets and ocean sunrises. (#Wishyouwerehere #Freeatlast #Totallymissthosefreeloaders)
If they manage to find you, they can crash on the hide-a-bed sofa for a day or two, max. Or, if you feel they’ve earned it, there’s actually a hidden second bedroom. But don’t let them get too comfortable. They may just decide they could get used to this new life you’re living. That’s why the second bedroom only
appears if you choose to engage the slideout. Otherwise it just looks like a closet. Genius. (Ain’t that right Rick?)
Not only is the bathroom large enough to spin around, arms outstretched, it also includes a shower with a bench. Meaning you can stand up, sit down, and take the longest, hottest showers without worrying about them kids knocking to ask when you’ll be done in there.
Full-sized closets in the front bedroom, so you don’t have to worry about downsizing your belongings to save on storage. The Sierra hauls as much as you need her to.
As Ron Popeil would say, BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! Because we’ve saved the best for last. The Sierra is priced $30k under market value.
Well at one point, she developed a leak and sustained a small patch of water damage on the wall in the front closet. We resealed the roof, so you won’t have to worry about any more leaks. All that’s left is a few ripples in the wallpaper. Just hang a shirt in the back of the closet and you’d never even know. Thirty Thousand dollar discount because of a cosmetic ripple.
The time is ripe for a long-overdue road trip. A journey. An expedition. And this time around, it’s on your terms. The Sierra is your key to adventure. All you have to do is come on down and unlock the door to life’s next great chapter.
2016 Sierra 371 REBH
$48,898 - Financing Available
Fully Bonded & AMVIC Licensed